buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via crystallized-teardrops)

i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you

(via gnarly)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via gnarly)

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